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New Mexico College Teaching Class on Threesomes
Posted:Oct 5, 2014 3:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2021 12:8 am

It's amazing the stuff I come across online, take this article for instance: "Welp, pack your bags everyone, we’re moving to New Mexico and re-enrolling in college at UNM. No, it’s not because we’re huge Breaking Bad fans, and it’s not because we like southwestern Native American style decor, it’s because UNM features a little something called SEX WEEK – where students can take a plethora of classes that teach everything you ever wanted to know about sex. And not the gross biological crap, THE SEXY PART." Via Jezebel:

"The instructional chats are mostly led by Reid Mihalko, a guy with a fondness for “Sex Geek” t-shirts, and called things like “How to be a Gentleman AND Get Laid,” “Reid’s Negotiating Successful Threesomes,” “O-Face Oral,” and “BJs and Beyond with Reid.” "While we’re not sure how well sterile collegiate classrooms would make us feel while trying to learn exactly HOW to give the perfect blowjob, we’re pretty stoked a school is even making a class like this accessible." "Sexuality has, for TOO LONG, been a subject of shame, especially for young women – and we’re just glad that someone out there realizes that education is the key to success in ALL subjects, not just Chemistry 101 and the History of Mythical Beasts in Cinema".

Kudos to you, University of New Mexico.
Just a lil midweek humor
Posted:Sep 3, 2014 4:53 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2014 9:35 pm
Saw this the other day and laughed my ass off, so I had to share in case anyone had a bad day and needed a good laugh
Couple Arrested For Sex On Roof Of Chipolte
Posted:Aug 15, 2014 3:36 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2014 2:23 pm

Craziest thing I've come across online today,smh... Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, each were charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest and conspiracy after officers received several reports about two people having sex on the roof above the restaurant, Cpl. James Spadola said.

When an officer arrived, he saw the pair engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof, Spadola said.

“The female was wearing a black dress that was pulled up,” he said, adding that he didn’t have any information on what the man was wearing.

The officer ordered the couple to stop, but they continued for nearly 20 seconds before disengaging, Spadola said.

When they were told they were being arrested, the couple ran to Suh’s apartment nearby where officers found them and placed them under arrest.
A Must Read!!!
Posted:Aug 10, 2014 9:30 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2021 12:8 am

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Posted:Jan 19, 2014 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2014 4:00 pm

Had to share this,lol Not sure if it'd be a bad thing or good thing, depends on who your stuck to I guess,lol

Did your vagina or penis just clench up in terror reading that headline? Mine did typing it. Let’s read it again: According to a new report by BBC Health Check, PENISES CAN IN FACT GET STUCK IN VAGINAS, though a horrible condition called Penis Captivus.

From BBC Health Check, via io9:

Dr. John Dean, Clinical Director of Gender and Sexual Medicine for Devon Partnership NHS Trust in southwest England, describes the physiological mechanism by which penis captivus can “certainly happen” in an interview with the BBC:

“What… is likely to happen is that when the penis is within the vagina it becomes increasingly engorged. The muscles of the woman’s pelvic floor contract rhythmically at orgasm… While those muscles contract, the penis becomes stuck and further engorged within [the vagina] until the muscles relax, blood can flow out… the penis… the penis starts to go down after orgasm and the man can withdraw. And whilst – I think the fascination is with the prospect of a couple struggling to separate themselves for many minutes, what actually happens is that they may find themselves in difficulty disengaging for maybe a few seconds – five seconds, ten seconds, and if you’re in that situation that probably seems like an eternity rather than just five or ten seconds. Certainly I have heard this in my own practice, where it happens just for a few seconds.”

I admit, I’d never really wondered whether this horrible phenomenon was a real thing, but maybe I should have – I’ve definitely seen it happen to dogs. But now? NOW? COME ON! I don’t care if this doctor says it’s only “a few seconds,” what if it WAS for HOURS? We’ve all had those stellar hook up experiences where we really “don’t want it to end,” but what if you ACTUALLY got stuck together by your junk, and had to figure out a way to get yourselves unstuck, in some X-rated version of that Family Guy episode?? HORRIBLE!

If you accidentally got stuck inside (or around) your partner… what would you do? (Let’s assume you don’t have a phone nearby)
Bucket List
Posted:Jan 11, 2012 7:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2014 5:48 pm

If you had a bucket list, what are the top five things you'd want to achieve before your time was up? Wild or mild, I'd like to hear'em
Shoplifters robbed while stealing from grocery store
Posted:Dec 19, 2011 7:15 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2013 11:21 am

A classic example of Karma,lol

Two accused shoplifters got a taste of their own medicine when they sought to clear out of the crime--and found that a passing malefactor had broken into their own car.

Security personnel were in the process of questioning Korin Vanhouten,47,and Eldon Alexander,36,at an Ogden,Utah WinCo supermarket, accused of stealing makeup, energy bars and batteries. At the end of the interrogation, they left with a citation for attempted shoplifting.

However,they soon stumbled on to the scene of a successful carlifting,with the awkward discovery that while they were in the WinCo,someone--or several someones--had broken into their car.

And as it turned out,the ironies were just starting to multiply. For Vanhouten and Alexander proceeded to report the ransacking of their vehicle to the same officer who had issued them their shoplifting citation.

In the process of leaving the WinCo lot, the officer came upon "the two suspects trying to flag him down in the parking lot,"as Ogden Police Lt. Eric Young characterized the surreal moment for the Deseret News. "And he goes over to their location and realizes that their vehicle has actually been burglarized. They ended up having their stereo and amplifier,a drum machine and some cigarettes stolen from their vehicle,"Young said.

The car break-in reportedly happened while the police officer's car was parked nearby.
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How crazy is this?!?
Posted:Nov 12, 2011 11:02 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2011 4:53 pm

Sex, stabbing and satan are all you need for a bizarre crime story.

This one, as reported by WISN, involves a man who traveled from Phoenix to Milwaukee to visit a woman he met online. Once at her apartment, he told police he was tied up and repeatedly stabbed over the course of two days, according to a search warrant.

An affidavit, obtained and posted by the Smoking Gun said that police found the unidentified victim bleeding from his neck, arms and back.

The man was taken to a local hospital where medical staff estimated he had been stabbed in excess of 300 times. Police also found bloody duct tape "which was fashioned in a manner that appeared to be a restraint," according to the affidavit.

Rebecca Chandler said she had been having sex with the victim and that the stabbing was consensual, but "got out of hand" according to the affidavit.

Chandler told police that her roommate, later identified by cops as Raven "Scarlett" Larrabee, was responsible for most of the stabbing. Chandler added that Larrabee may be involved in satanic or occult activities, the affidavit said.

WISN reports that the two women have been arrested and are awaiting charges.
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Man reports date as burglar when girlfriend shows
Posted:Oct 27, 2011 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2011 2:01 pm

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (AP) — Police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar.

The Gazette reports that 24-year-old Kevin Gaylor was cited with a misdemeanor of false reporting to authorities.

Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to his home after 3 a.m. Wednesday so they could get better acquainted, but his girlfriend came home first.

Police say that when the other woman arrived, Gaylor called police and falsely reported an intrusion.

Gaylor has an unlisted phone number and couldn't be reached for comment.
Man Robs Store For “Fake Weed”
Posted:Aug 29, 2011 9:25 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2021 12:8 am

This was to funny not to share,lol
SAN ANTONIO-Dustin Darsp attempted to rob a gas station for K2, a legal compound known as “fake weed” by pretending his hammer was a gun.

Unfortunately for Darsp, a man carrying a real gun was in the store and shot him after he exited.

My San Antonio reports:

Darsp apparently grabbed a box of K2, which mimics the effects of marijuana, put it in a black satchel and walked out. But the customer followed him outside and confronted him in front of the building, Bernal said.

“The robber still wanted the guy to believe he had a gun but ended up dropping it,” he said. “And as he was going to reach for it, the licensed handgun owner shot him in his left upper buttock.”
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Summer Heat
Posted:Jun 4, 2011 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2011 9:49 am

Not my usual thing but a lil sample of erotic storytelling done for a friend on here....We're laying in bed facing opposite directions and I see the hunger in your eyes. I give you a wink and a nod and you slowly back that sweet ass up towards me, As I grab hold of your hips you lower your mouth down onto my dick. And begin to slowly,sensualy suck on my thick head. Savoring the sweet taste. As you are doing this I use my fingers to gently part your pink pussy lips and execute a similar sensual licking pattern up and down the length of your pussy, savoring the light salty taste as you get wet. I then start flicking your clit with the tip of my tongue as you vigourously suck on my dick and stroke my balls. Mmmmmm, I feel myself getting harder and harder as you suck and lick my dick. I generously devour your pussy as I feel you begin to quiver and feel my dick pulse. I slowly guide you away from my face with a gentle nudge and into position to take my manhood into your moist sweet pussy. You assume the reverse cowgirl and gently slide my dick inside of you. I can feel how wet and warm your pussy is as I grab hold of your waist. You begin to rock slowly and then fast, and faster. Your cries are low at first but as I start to match your downward thrust with my own upward ones you get louder. The sweet sounds you make excite me and I pull you backward onto my chest and roll you over. Now, I'm on top and in prime position for some hot doggy. You rasie your ass up a bit and I begin powerful strokes in earnest. Oh god you cry out,as I drive deeper and deeper hitting your g spot. I can feel it as your pussy tightens around my dick. Damn, I feel it as we both start to quiver in unison, I'm about to cum and your legs begin to shake. UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHH...YEESSSSSSSSSSSS, we explode at the same time our juices becoming one. I collaspe onto you and roll over looking into your eyes. You smile, baby that was soooo hot. Let's do it again! I grin...round two
Joke of the day (heard from a friend)
Posted:May 11, 2011 8:28 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2014 7:35 pm

What did the doe say when she came out of the woods?

That's the last time I do that for four bucks
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Gas spike across West Michigan
Posted:Apr 3, 2011 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2011 9:36 pm

A gallon of regular unleaded gasoline now costs around $3.89 at several West Michigan stations.

For drivers whose vehicles take premium, in many cases those prices are more than $4 per gallon.

Some stations haven't raised prices yet, so motorists are encouraged to fill up before the work week kicks off Monday.

Some prices jumped 30 cents just Sunday afternoon.

And it's not much better anywhere else either. At this rate, I'll have to invest in a to get around.

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